Dear Trader Joe’s cashier,
Sure, you told me that I’m going to want more than 1 bag of this peppermint delicacy, but I am let down in you. See, you shouldn’t have taken my, “No, one bag is plenty,” answer so lightly. With a treat this good, you should have insisted and threatened to not allow me to checkout with just one bag of these Peppermint Pretzel Slims. For these, these white chocolate coated gifts from above, these are what Christmas is truly all about.
And now I am out.